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To those who actually got upset... [Feb. 20th, 2005|05:24 pm]
To those who actually got upset over these entries, what is wrong with you? Those insults were so moronic and typed out so badly and you still took them completely seriously? Sure, there's a few truths to some of them, but seriously people, just look at them again. I repeat, what is wrong with you?

There's one thing that I didn't like doing and it involved Ashley Larson. Rachel Higgins posted the entry about Ashley and she saw it. Ashley approached me about it and I played dumb because I knew Rachel would get upset if the truth got out. I went entirely against my beliefs and lied just for Rachel's feelings. So Ashley ended up thinking I posted it.

And what do I get in return, a stab in the back.

So, I don't want everyone to think a lot of these entries were from only me anymore. Here's the truth. Alex, Noa, Ashley, Danielle, and David were posted by Rachel Higgins. Rissa, Amanda, Heather, Derek, Aimee, Nick, Erik, and Holly were posted by both of us together. Dan, Mark, and Peter aren't real people, just made up names. The only one I posted myself was Freddy.

This was for laughs, and very good laughs I might add, so get over it. You all take things too seriously.
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its a highlighter [Jan. 14th, 2005|02:05 pm]
[mood |embarrassedemo skin]
[music |shaniea twani]

alex is a stupid clothes pole, mormon skateboarder. he goes out with slutty girls that like twiggy losers to hide the fact that he wants josh. he cant even see because his hair is covering his eyeball. maybe he doesnt have an eyeball so he has to hide it. he is dum
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my phone vibrates and i like that a lot. [Jan. 14th, 2005|02:02 pm]
[mood |predatoryhe is horny for christian]
[music |m&m]

if all chinese people were cannibals freddys ass could feed entire china.
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humus [Jan. 14th, 2005|01:54 pm]
[mood |dirtyshe likes scat]
[music |barney]

noa is the empidemy of a retard on crack. she is a stupid whore who fucks everyone in the ass. she cant speak english at all and no one ever knows that the hell shes talking about. she wants to be danielle and ashley so she gets naked and drunk at datawhore parties and has sex with everyone so she would fit in but in reality no one likes her.
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this girls a major fucker and needs to die. [Jan. 14th, 2005|01:51 pm]
[mood |bouncyshe humps noa every day]
[music |wiggles]

ashley larson is a stupid lesbian bitch. she eats little childern and has huge bug eyes that pop out of her skull. she fucks old ladies for pleasure and is going to die from fucking her std infected mom. her blond hair is a toopay and she carries a stupid pig backpack because she hasnt grown up since kindergarten.
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i sniffed a sharpy [Jan. 13th, 2005|08:59 pm]
[mood |highshe does this with datawhores]
[music |puff the magic dragon]

danielle is a slutty whore who fucks every single guy in datawhore. she is a dataslut and shes going to get every std in the world.
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(no subject) [Jan. 13th, 2005|11:44 am]
[mood |geekysmelly]
[music |food mart]

dan is a homo and he likes to hump trash cans. his penis is the size of a pebble when he is erect. one day he will die of a bee sting.
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pie is good but not just pie i like APPLE pie [Jan. 12th, 2005|09:44 pm]
[mood |indifferentpooper scooper]
[music |good charmanderlot]

rissa looks liek a harry suicidal sumo wrestler that accidentaly dipped his head in dye wile reaching for a knife to make cuts on himself so peopel will giv him attention.
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subjects make me randy baby [Jan. 7th, 2005|04:34 pm]
[mood |dirty<- after i see amanda]
[music |barnyte]

amanda is a really stupid lesbian who is extremely emo. she only had one friend that she did lesbian sex with a lot but now she is alone and she is going to kill herself in a corner.
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my panties are hurting my butt crack [Jan. 7th, 2005|04:30 pm]
[mood |awakehumpy]
[music |barbra strizsand]

rachel has a really wide nose like a tuba and stawks losers and she is really loud and anoying until a brick is thrown at her head and kills her.
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